"It came from...THURSDAY!!!"

Christ on rubber crutches, what a fucking day THIS was...

Lets see if I can conjure the Beatles "A Day In The Life" to describe how this day was... (take it from Paul McCarntey's part)

"Woke up,
Got out of bed...
Stepped in doggie diahrrea instead...

Made my way in the shower
and got cleaned up
And looking up,
I noticed I was late *pant* *pant* *pant*

Got all dressed
and grabbed my wallet
Put my hand in some dog vomit...

Got cleaned up again, and feeling a bit tweaked
saw my cooler had leaked
and my car smelled just like fish.

AHHHH AH AH AHHHHHH... AH AH AHHHHHHH.. AH AH AHHHHHH (etc, etc)

I almost spewed today, oh boy...
My store was filled with idiots
And though the store was nuts for a spell
It seems all I could tell
all these people really wanted was to have me burn in HELL!

I'd love to kiiiillll theeeeem aaaaallllllllll"

So basically, that was it...it sucked...big floppy donkey dick...

I just got home at 10:20pm...and now, I am cleaning vomit and shit from my room, as well as washing the mats from my car, just in time for me to go to bed...AND DO IT ALL AGAIN TOMORROW!!! AAAGH!!!!!

I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!!!!!

- M

New lyrical interpretation of "A Day In the Life"
Orig written by the Beatles
from the 1967 release "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
If you don't have this album, you don't like music...